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I told you I was going to start doing commentaries. Sometimes I actually do what I say I'm going to do. Not very often, sure. But sometimes.

Here is commentary on Most Likely Kill You in the Morning, which you can read in its entirety by clicking that link. I'm splitting it into three parts, because I sure do babble on. Also I have to format this crap in Semagic and that takes forever. So. Part the first. Go.


( Most Likely Kill You in the Morning: now with tasty added commentary )

Title: Most Likely Kill You in the Morning
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Rose, TARDIS, Mickey, semi-cameos from a really lot of characters
Spoilers: Everything ever in the entire universe and everything.
Summary: Rose decides that, if it’s the clothes that make the man, she’ll try on a pinstriped suit.
Author’s Notes: “Girl in the Fireplace”: now with added AU flavor! Betaed by the faboo little_murmurs, who put up with my obsessive hand-wringing over the difference between "lay" and "lie".

Finally, Roberts decided something. He said, "All right, Westley, I've never had a valet. You can try it for tonight. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." Three years he said that. "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, to fight, anything anyone would teach me. And Roberts and I eventually became friends. And then it happened.

- “The Princess Bride”

( Because she didn’t know what else she could do, Rose waited. )

Title: Pretty on the Inside
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Doctor, Rose
Spoilers: Everything ever in the universe and everything.
Summary: She screams. Screams and screams and doesn’t stop until her throat is raw and bloody.
Rating: Nothing graphic, but R for general darkness.
Author’s Notes: Dalek--now in tasty AU flavor!

Now I’m somewhere I am not supposed to be
And I can see things I know I really shouldn’t see
And now I know why; now I know why
Things aren’t as pretty on the inside
- Nine Inch Nails, “Only”


( Once upon a time--and such a nebulous concept Rose thinks that is... )

I CAN HAS A REMIX!

My remixer took On Which Our Survival Depends and reshaped it into a lovely narrative with flesh and bone and density.

And Here We Will Remain (The Knock Me Out Remix)

This was my first year of Remix, and I feel so lucky to have recieved this. It's perfect.

Title: A Place for Everything
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Ten, Four, Romana, Rose
Spoilers: Everything ever in the entire universe and everything.
Summary: Rose is such a clever girl. Romana is, too.
Author’s Notes: Listen, I don’t really get the whole “Gallifrey got burned right out of time, but 394839084230243 Daleks made it out OK” thing. So, the canon authenticity of this? Pretty weak. Don’t think about it too much.

( A Place for Everything... )

Title: Pater Omnipotens Aeterna
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Ten/Rose/TARDIS
Spoilers: Everything ever in the entire universe and everything.
Summary: In the night, while she sleeps, she sings to him.
Author’s Notes: Lets make pretend that the second series never happened the way it really happened. We didn't like that one, anyway, did we? So, Parting of the Ways and...go!

( ...while you are not safe I am not safe, and now you're really in the total animal soup of time-- )

Title: Miss Congeniality
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rated: PG
Characters/Pairings: Ten, Rose, Martha, Donna
Spoilers: Everything ever in the entire universe and everything.
Summary: The Doctor forgot one very important fact about Rose Tyler.
Author’s Notes: Silly, silly fluff.

( There were a lot of things the Doctor remembered about Rose. )

Title: So Soft Is the Dart
Fandom: Doctor Who
Character/Pairing: Nine/Rose, passing mentions of Ten and Donna
Rating: G
Summary: It wasn’t love at first sight, that’s for certain.
Spoilers: Everything ever in the entire universe and everything.

( It wasn’t love at first sight, that’s for certain. )

Title: Deep in a Dream
Fandom: Doctor Who
Character/Pairing: Ten/Rose, Donna
Rating: G
Summary: The Doctor takes in a rare event.
Spoilers: Everything ever in the entire universe and everything.

( “How many before me?” she asked. )

Title: 5 Reunions in Slightly Less Than 500 Words
Author: hotelmontana
Fandom: Doctor Who
Character/Pairing: Ten, Rose, Donna, Other People, Aliens and Disproportionate Spaceships
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Honestly, it’s five reunions. Five hundred words. Or, you know. Slightly less than.
Spoilers: Everything ever in the entire universe and everything.
Author’s Notes: God, I hope this gets the reunion fic out of my system.

( 1 - Wishful )

Title: This Time Next Year
Author: Hotel Montana
Fandom: Marvel Comics
Spoilers: Wolverine #75
Pairing: Wolverine/Jubilee
Rating: R
Summary:
I heard from the trees a great parade
And I heard from the hills a band was made
Will I be invited to the sound?
Will I be a part of what you've made?
Author’s Note: Song fic, of course. All the Trees of the Field Will Clap Their Hands by Sufjan Stevens, available through that link for download. Plz to be right-clicking and saving-as. My bandwidth thanks you kindly.

Written at the behest of thelasteuropean as a “That’s Your Fic!” challenge. She wanted Wolverine/Jubilee smut because she’s mean. I gave her an angsty Logan character sketch, because I suck at teh pr0n.

Beta’d by the INCOMPARABLY AWESOME sionnain, who pats me on my little head when I’m being hand-wringey about writing religion-themed smut.

( For most of his life, the life he could readily recall, Logan had never had an innate sense of where he was supposed to be. )

Title: A Letter to Genosha, Composed on a Winter Morning
Author: Hotel Montana
Disclaimers: Marvel blah blah blah etcetera.
Spoilers: Chaos Magician’s run on NXM. Pre-AXM.
Pairing/Characters: Emma Frost/Scott Summers
Rating: PG
Summary:
There’s something moving
Under, under the ice
Moving under ice
Author’s Notes: Song fic, of course. Kate Bush’s Under Ice.

( Emma Frost spoke one million lies. )

Title: On Which Our Survival Depends
Author: Hotel Montana
Disclaimers: Marvel blah blah blah etcetera.
Spoilers: General 616
Pairing/Characters: Scott/Logan in that squinty, head-tilty sort of way.
Rating: PG
Summary:
People say friends don’t destroy one another.
What do they know about friends?
Author’s Notes: Songfic, of course. The Mountain Goats - Game Shows Touch Our Lives.mp3

( On Which Our Survival Depends )

Title: Cyrus Jones Lived Forever
Author: Hotel Montana
Disclaimers: Marvel blah blah blah etcetera.
Spoilers: Chaos Magician’s NXM. Early AXM. Vague New Avengers.
Pairing/Characters: Logan, very minor Scott/Emma
Rating: PG
Summary:
Cyrus Jones 1810-1913
Made his great-grandchildren believe
You could live to a hundred and three
A hundred and three is forever
When you’re just a little kid
So, Cyrus Jones lived forever.
Author’s Notes: Here’s what I love about fan fiction. It lets me be totally self-indulgent with the stuff I like. I get to slobber all over my favorite characters and my favorite music and I’m not judged on any of it! Hooray! It is pretty awesome in a dangerous, crack-like way. This one was totally inspired by “Gravedigger” by Dave Matthews Band. Look, I know it’s not cool, but I really like DMB. You can download the song here, if you’d like to give it a listen.

Also? The beta was totally rocked by sionnain, who is pretty and sweet-smelling and her name is totally written on my Lisa Frank trapperkeeper with little hearts and stars drawn all around it.

( Cyrus Jones Lived Forever )

Title: The Things I Knew That Never Meant That Much to Me
Author: Hotel Montana
Disclaimer: Marvel owns it all!
Spoilers: Just the Chaos Magician’s run on New X-Men and veiled references to more recent Astonishing X-Men.
Pairing/Characters: Scott/Jean, Scott/Emma
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~1100
Summary:
There’s a gentle sound when the fridge turns on
Towards the back of the dark garage
By the time I get used to it
It just seems to fade
Authors Note: I was listening to "Dark Garage" by Tom Brosseau, and this little worm wiggled into my brain. If you'd like to hear it, I have it here for download. You don’t have to listen to read the story. It's not like this is songfic or anything. Or, you know, not SONGFIC songfic. But it really is a swell tune.


( The Things I Knew That Never Meant That Much to Me )